Welcome 2 The DRUNKEN' MONKEY

working on a 3 sum!

2008-09-17T16:07:00.000-07:00

I had an intresting meeting with one of the ladies i've been conversating with from AM.com (AshleyMadison.com). Her motive for being on the site was that she was tired of being ignored at home by her husband. So I've been told thru our emails via am, text messages and short phone calls.... that Susan, has been getting the cold shoulder from her hubby for almost 3 years. She's re-married and thought this was the man for her, until his promotion at work and he devotes all his time to that. Traveling, and late nights at work when he is home, only to come home reaking of alcohol. Susan believes either her hubby is cheating on her, because he don't even give her the time of day for not just sex, but just quality time ( in her words, cuddling, talking....ect) or that her hubby is just not intrested in her anymore.
So in her quest to find someone to spend some time with, more than likely not in a sexual manner or relationship, she has found a friend in me. We are almost 8 years apart to the day. We both graduated from the same High School (weird) and we both frequent the same local hole in the wall, bar. So for her and I to meet up it would not be at the bar we both attend frequently. But accidently, it happened. I was at the outdoor bar last night, at my local hole in the wall.... low and behold, sitting across the squared outdoor bar, by the cornhole boards sat Susan and what appeared to be her hubby. But he looked like he was my age or younger. Maybe not her husband, and maybe a date.... buy she vowed not to have meeting with men near her home. After quite a few beers, I noticed that she never even noticed me, or if she did, she didn't make it known. I did find out that it was her hubby.... but not until after I made my move while he was heading to the restroom.
I moved over towards her end of the bar, and sat down at the corner near her, she had her back to me so she did not see me move. Hell, I didn't even think she knew I was there. "Susan." I said. She turned and said "Oh my god! what are you doing here? I cant be seen talking to you!"
"Relax" I told her "I wont get you in trouble. That your husband?"
"Yes... He wanted to take me out for drinks before he heads to the airport for a trip to Memphis"
"Whens he leaving?"
"Tonight, I'm taking him to the airport when we leave here"
"Any plans?" I asked....
"I'll call you later.....he's coming back!" she wispered as she started to look away from me.
I knew Susan liked what she saw in person, ofcourse my head was swelled up.... I was a few rum and cokes in with out dinner in my belly. I also knew if I didn't get some food in me, I wouldn't be around or awake even to take her call later..... When Susan and her ole'man got up to leave she looked over and I could barely make out her lip movements, but it sure did look like "I'll call you in a bit".
I was in like Flint. I grinned, finished my drink and decided to get some chow to go.
*** im skipping to later when Susan calls, to save you time and money!! LOL besides im sure you don't care what I ate for dinner ***
I was watching the 10 O'clock news when my phone started chirping the lyrics to 311's Creatures, (for a while). It was Susans number on the screen.
"Hello"
"Hey hun! whats up?" she said in a excited voice.
"Im just hangin out watchin the news, whats up with you?"
"Just crossing into ohio, just left the airport....whats up? Do you still wanna meet up?"
"Sure, whats on your mind.... I mean what do you feel like getting into?" I said, not really with to much enthusiasm....
"Can I come to your place? If you don't mind?"
Actually I don't like having people over to my pad so I suggested that we should meet for a drink somewhere other than the local hole in the wall. Susan was okay with that and made the suggestion of the applebees down by myhouse. I politely declined that, I didn't want the possibility of running into my bartender friend.... that could screw something up. Anyway, I told her to meet me in the parking lot of the BW-3's across from applebees, and told her to buzz me when she's almost there. I figured I had about 30 min to get cleaned up. I did take a quick shower, and threw on an outfit and headed out to my truck as my phone went off again. She was getting off at the exit, I told her I'd be there in about 5 min.
I pulled up in to the parking lot and drove to the front of the resteraunt and parked. I texted her, and ask where she was, she replied...com'on in, im at the bar. I went on inside and up to the bar. Tony, the bartender, and softball buddy of mine made me a rum and coke and gave the usual whats up nod. Susan, smiled and said "this must be another local spot for you?!". I replied that pretty much, I frequent all the bar/resteraunts around my house. We immediately got into the conversation about AM.com. She was curious as to why I got on ashley madison, and searched out the likeliness of married women... Ofcourse I told her I'm not judgemental, I'm on am.com and open in the public about my quest to have the time of mylife before the day that I may settle down. I love all women, and I love the company of women. The way they make me feel, and the way I can make them feel..... oh and that only made things more intresting. We got into the conversation of having threesomes. I stated im not much into the mfm (male-female-male) thing but have had and enjoyed a few multi person sexual experiences. Susan told me that her best friend Tina was contemplating on joining a swing club with her husband. That he kept asking and pushing her.... but she wanted to see for herself about the exploration, so to cut to the quick on it... Susan offered for me and her, to help out Tina explore her options on sleeping with a man thats not her husband. I said that I'd love to and that I have one stipulation....."I'd do it (no matter what Tina looks like, because Susan would be worth it) That I'd do it only if I could take pictures of the event"
Susan looked shocked, but she said she would talk to Tina about it. Our conversation kinda got side tracked to other things, but the whole idea of a potential three some had me arroused. I told Susan that I couldn't wait to find out about her offer, that I wanted to do things to her before it could potentially happen. She told me the sex can wait, because she said if we had had sex, and she loved it, that she could feel a bit jealous if I paid more attention to Tina, if the three some came thru. This only made me more excited, that Susan is saying that there is a possibility that Tina is as hot or hotter than she is!!!
We finished the drinks we had it was close to midnight now, I paid for the bill and we walked out to the parking lot. I followed Susan over to her vehicle. She must make some loot, or that new job of her husbands was bringing in the bank. She had a 2008 cadillac escalade. All black. Tinted windows. Susan opened her door and stood by it. I put my arm up next to her. We stared at each other. We smiled. Sorta both went in for a kiss.... turned away.... looked back at each other, smiled and laughed a bit.....than I finally took over and kissed her. I touched Susans face with my left hand, as my right pulled her close to me. She put her arms around my back just above my waist. We kissed for a few min., even thru the hecklers (you know,... the "get a room!" or "fuck her I did!!" guys).
We stopped after a few yells from most likely high schoolers, and laughed. She told me that she missed this kind of attention. I told her I could give her what she deserves. She replied to that, "Oh yeah, I'd like to know how you could do that"
"Lets get in your car, and I will show you" I said
We got into the middle row of seats, and immediatly started kissing again, she whispered in my ear while I was kissing on her neck....
"Now how or what do you think you can give me" she said.
"An orgasim! With my tongue, but only if you remove your panties for me" I said as I pulled away. Susan looked shocked..."I, I, I don't know" she said. I took my hand and rubbed it up her leg and up under her dress. I could feel the side of her thong with my finger tips, I grabbed them and started to pull them down a little, she didn't move, she was stiff as a bored.... then she blurted out, almost like a sigh of relief...."WHAT THE HELL, WHY NOT"
Susan lifted her ass up so I could grab her thong and pull them down over her hips, down her legs and pulled her heels off than her panties. Susan leaned back just a bit and helped me position one of her legs up on my back. I held the left one down as she held up her dress bottem. I dove head first down into her pussy. Didn't really have a taste to it. Kinda plain, but not an ugly pussy. It actually looked really sexy. I tongued her clit, and flicked my tongue back and forth, up and down for quite a while. She was barely breathing, but I could hear the pace quicken up when I started using my thumb and first to fingers to pull her lips apart and dive my tongue in deeper. Her hips started to thrust a bit back and forth, faster and harder as I started drilling her hole with two fingers, as I sucked really hard on her clit, and pushing back at times with my tongue. The moment had come, and she came.... a lot! My face was soaked, she was soaked from asshole to bellybutton. Susan started to giggle, and she almost looked embarressed. She said, "what do we do now? am I suppose to suck your cock?" I laughed as she struggled to pull her thong back up and on. "No, you don't have to" I said, "you just work on that threesome, and remember I want to use my camera" She smiled as I leaned in to kiss her. We both got out, she hopped in the front, and I headed to my truck. On the way home, she texted me....<>

Runaway 2 Virginia Beach, Part II

2008-09-08T17:50:00.000-07:00

Okay Readers.... I truely am sorry for the delay. I have been caught up with massive amounts of work.... and I was a bit overwelmed..... Now that I think about it, my little voyage to Virginia Beach could have been postponed till after all this crap here at work was finished, but I would've never had such a good time, if I didn't go when I did....Now back to the good stuff!!!

Runaway 2 Virginia Beach, Part II

I walked casually over towards the lady that most men fantasize about, I admired her gorgeous body as I strolled. Smiling as I approached her, saying "I noticed you noticed me, checking you out earlier" and all she could say was "likewise". We both got a chuckle out of it. As the elevator dinged again, and the doors slid open, she walked in and turned around and said "Are you coming?"

I hoped in the elevator and stood next to her..... silence..... where was I going? "By the way I'm Alexis" she said with a smile as I glanced over. I smiled back and said "Im _______". She sorta had a blushed look, as she smiled. And that made me feel really good inside. The funny feel good inside. Well anyway I ask her where we were going... Alexis said, "We're going to the roof" "The Roof? Your not going to push me off are you?" I said. Alexis laughed at my comment... "No hun, theres a bar up there. The skybar. Its 21 stories up. And theres a breath taking view of the city and pier."...(that I have a photo of, from the next morning before I left.)

When we got to the top floor and Alexis took hold of my arm as we walked out of the elevator. Two oversized door henchman opened these two doors up, that led out into this pool area...(that I have a photo of, from the next morning before I left.) There was a hot tub to the left that looked down onto the area of the Posiedon statue and "catch 31". The pool was heated as well and there were people in both.....the pool and hot tub. The pool overlooked the ocean. I followed Alexis as she made her way to the right, where there was an open bar (( NICE )) and an open dance floor with lounge chairs, tables and couch's.... even a huge bed with satin sheets on it!!! The dj was spinning hard dance. That is one of my all time fav's. Anyway, we both grabbed a drink at the bar, I got a double shot of vanilla vodka in a red bull ( ICECOLD ) and she got a glass of wine. We made our way passed the dj booth and dance floor to the front side of the building, and into the indoor pool area! It was kinda empty in this area, but we could sit comfortably and chat. Alexis and myself were tossing the drinks back talking about our lives. She's a Human Resources Director at some hoo-ha big wig company. She makes a ton of loot, she told me all about her house and many cars, blaa blaa blaa blaa..... if I was a gold digger lookin' for me a suger mamma' yeah I'd eat all that shit up. Time was flying by, we decided to walk and look out at the strip below..... while standing there sharing laugh's we made that glance. You know, that stare, the look... right before a first kiss. I put my hand on Alexis' cheek, and leaned down and our lips touched. Just a little tongue, just enough to keep it moist.... but a very meaningful, very passionette kiss. When we pulled apart, I remember her looking up at me and saying, "I wanted to do that to you, earlier, when I first laid eyes on you. _______, you are so sweet, but I can tell you got a bad side. Something dirty, something you....." I stopped her there mid sentence. I put my finger up to her lips to hush her. She looked surprised at first until she seen my devilish grin. I told her to come with me. Alexis followed me, holding my hand as we worked our way thru the crowd of dancers. Back past the bar, the pool and out the doors where the huge door guys were at earlier. As we got up near the elevators, Alexis said, "Your not going back to my room, so you think you can fuck me and have your way with me!" I looked at her in amazement, I really couldn't believe what I just heard..... low and behold she smiled and said, "But if you'd like, you can invite me back to yours!" (Gawd, I am completly head over heels for this chick, and I know I must do what I can to enjoy myself, because tomorrow I'm heading back to Ohio and I'll never see her again)

We get down to my room and I let her in..."welcome to my pad" I say as I motion for her to go on in.

I asked Alexis, "What do you think my best physical feature is?"

she replied "I don't know, probably your smile."

cleverly I boldly stated "That's not a physical feature; it is just something I do."

"Ok then." Alexis said "I would have to say your chest. What would you say for me?"

"You must drive guys crazy with your legs!" I told her, altho I lied, as it was her boobs that gave me the biggest hard on. She simply thanked me and I opened the bottle of wine I had bought earlier, now with the sole purpose of toasting to my greatest triumph to date.

Alexis, walked over to the bed, sat down and she kicked off her shoes, so I did the same. I sat right beside her, and we checked each other out, without saying a word. She sure was beautiful and even more so now as she stared back at me. I wanted her, I wanted her right then and there, and had to do everything I could to keep myself from jumping her. Lightly placing my hand on her knee I spoke first, "You are a very sexy woman. I would be honored if we kissed again and maybe let nature take its course wherever that leads us."She started to speak but words didn't come to her. Instead our faces came back together and our lips met again. Within seconds our mouths were hungrily attacking each other. Coming up for air after several minutes of kissing I moved my attention to kissing her neck and nibbling on her ears. As I nibbled on her she moved a hand to my ass and gently caressed it. Now, I was almost certain that we would make love but I still had to be careful. I needed my photographic evidence, and didn't want to spoil anything. I very gently but deliberately placed a hand flat on her breast and just let it rest there for over a minute as we continued smooching. This was to give her a chance to rebuff or totally refuse my advances. She let the hand stay so I began to caress her chest. I gently let my hand wander all over her boobs caressing ever so slightly harder as I went along until I was actually giving each boob periodic squeezes. I moved so that I was kneeling beside the edge of the bed, near my camera and slowly laid her down next to me. We kissed yet again and she began unbuttoning my shirt and pushing it off over my shoulders. I figured that, at least, this was a hint so I lifted her dress up and off her. I had made one mistake as I had laid her down before unhooking her bra. So, I shoved my hand between the mattress and her back to do this. Realizing what I was doing Alexis lifted her back slightly to give me better access. I lifted her bra from her boobs and was astonished by how sexy they were. She had dark brown nipples the size of pencil erasers that pointed straight up to the ceiling.

Alexis asked me if I like to be in control.

I reached for my camera and held it over her. "Is this what you mean?" I asked.

"Not actually, but I like your thinking __________" she said.

Since Alexis was on her back her boobs sagged to her sides but they were still wonderfully large and full. I took one in my hand and caressed it lightly and brought my finger to her hard nipple and gently rubbed across its top before tweaking it a little between my thumb and forefinger. I could feel her push her pelvis hard against me. Alexis, pushed hard enough for me to back off. She got up off the bed and finished undressing. She soon was standing in front of me, naked.Not only did her boobs not sag but they were full and perfect. My mouth literally watered at the sight of her firm titties with their quarter sized areolas. Her plump melons jiggled slightly as she walked toward me and slid onto my lap facing me. Our bare chests met as her tongue found every nook and cranny of my mouth. She sat upright and asked, "So, what do you think of my chest?"I was lost for words and a little timid, but managed to say, "They are absolutely gorgeous." She put a hand on the back of my head drawing my mouth to a nipple. I brought my hands up to her breasts and played gently as I peppered them with little kisses. After a minute, or so, I opened my mouth slightly and flicked my tongue on her skin. I loved the slightly salty taste of her boobs. Opening wider I took her nipples into my mouth quickly followed by sucking in even more of her tit.She wiggled her hips slightly on my lap as if trying to get comfortable. Moving her hands to my shoulders she pushed on me until I got the hint and laid down. Now, her massive titties were dangling above my face. I couldn't be timid any longer. I ran my hands all over her back and ass. This as I hungrily sucked, nipped and licked her boobs as she rubbed them all over my face. Alexis trailed kisses down my neck and to my chest. I was disappointed as her boobs were now out of my mouth's reach. Not, to mention, my hand was no longer on her ass.She reached my stomach and undid the belt of my pants. Then she unsnapped and unzipped them. She stood back up. Then reaching for my waist yanked my pants and underwear off with one yank. As she kneeled between my legs she said, "I haven't seen one quite this size in a long time."

Man, I'm in heaven.....

"Hear goes, nothing," she nervously laughed. She started off slowly just flicking my cock with the tip of her tongue. Then she put the head in her mouth. She delicately swirled her tongue around it. One of her hands began to slowly jack me off as the other fiddled with my nuts. Then, she started sucking my rod into her mouth, inch by inch. She was doing this on purpose. I had never had anyone take me into her mouth so slowly.It was driving me crazy with lust. I don't think I have ever been so hard. She finally bottomed out against my (trimmed) pubic hair. Her vacuum action was amazing.Her mouth rode up and down, up and down along the length of my cock. The longer she went on the faster she got both with her hand and her mouth. She also knew just how hard to squeeze my balls, just hard enough that it felt good without hurting. I couldn't help it and began thrusting my hips to meet her expert strokes.That uncontrollable feeling was rising in my loins. I grabbed on to a fistful of her hair. My teeth were clenched in ecstasy. I hollered out, "Oh my GOD, I'm cumming, Oh, yes." (or something like that) Alexis didn't back off. Within a few seconds I filled her mouth with my spunk. She didn't quite swallow all of it. But, as much as she made me cum it would have been difficult for anyone to do. I was exhausted already.

But, she was ready to be paid back. She slid back on top of me and kissed my ear and neck. She didn't need to say a thing. I knew what she wanted, and I wanted to give it to her. I rolled her over and wasted no time. I swallowed hard as I couldn't believe my eyes. Alexis' pussy was the hottest thing I had seen in a very long time. I sunk in between her legs. I just had to run my fingers over her glistening lips for a few seconds before proceeding on. At one point, I felt a shiver go up her spine. She was breathing a little faster. Finally, I let my tongue, plunge into her tight twat. I added a finger, and slowly going in and out of her. The aroma of pussy juice was getting too strong though. I wrapped my hands around her thighs and brought my face to her pussy. She wiggled herself in my face as if to say get on with it. I began at the base of her pussy and licked my way up the slit. She tasted fantastic. I curled my tongue like a scoop to get all of the juice I could. My appetite temporarily satisfied I worked up to her clit. I gave it a flick. She nearly jumped out of her skin. Then I frantically tongued her clit lightly; that is, until she began to writhe around. I had to do everything I could to keep up with her. Suddenly, more juice oozed from her as she came in a wild orgasm.Alexis rolled over to her side so that her sexy ass was now right in front of my face.

While I recouped my energy I moved my head over and I kissed and caressed that beautiful ass lightly causing our sex drives to gradually come back. Her feet lightly grazed against my crotch. I told her I wanted to fuck her like a wild maniac, I told her I wanted to make her cum on my cock, as I was inside her. We both knelt up on the bed, and we flung our arms around one another and tried to swallow each other's faces again. Suddenly I found myself on my back, I don't even know how I got there, and she was so smooth. There she is suddenly on top of Me., kissing me. She sits up some bracing herself with a hand on my chest as she puts my dick against her clit and begins fucking my dick with her clit. I can barely see her riding on the length of my cock. She is obviously enjoying it as she sits up straighter and gets a rhythm going. It feels so good that I am afraid I will cum on my own stomach. I look up and her boobs are bouncing in perfect time to her movement across my pecker. As she cums for the second time, now while shes on top of me, she rises up and impales herself on my pole. Her pussy feels so tight and hot against my cock. She smiles broadly at me as she agonizingly slowly moves up and down my length. She knows she is driving me wild. As she moves one hand to her clit and reaches the other under her own ass to play with my balls. She picks up the speed some. As she got even faster I began meeting her thrusts with my hips then reached and fondled her boobs. I got a bit carried away with her boobs as I tugged and twisted on them very roughly. Between heavy breaths Alexis told me, "Oh you feel so good inside me."I pulled Alexis down off me, and told her to get on her knees. I guided my dick to her wet open pussy lips and I felt her tightness. I could feel every muscle in her body tighten substantially, including her vaginal sheath around my embedded cock. As I watched her ass jiggle in front of me, my eyes widened all the way as Alexis' whole body seemed to rattle and shake in a series of fitful convulsions. And as she continued lavishing herself in wave after wave of her pleasure, her crotch now working like a bucking rodeo animal back on my pelvis, until I knew I couldn't hold back my seed for much longer either.I reached down and grabbed the base of my cock, and I slowly removed it from her syrupy grasp and when it finally came free with a loud moist plop, Alexis spun around on the bed with her hands right there to take hold and to finish me off.I could see Alexis looking right at my cock. Icould see clearly in her eyes that she was contemplating what that 8 inches had done to her. Jacking me off tenderly, I sent the first of three rapid streams of cum right between her breasts. Watching from above her as mywhite sticky cum dribbled and oozed down her chest, underneath her breast.

Most of the guys Alexis has slept with have been older than her and she wasn't having a really good time with any of them. She might have even gotten serious about being with only me. But deep down inside, Alexis knew that this beautiful evening is soon to be over. Rest assured, I let Alexis know that that night, hadbeen one of the very most memorable events of my life!

Runaway 2 Virginia Beach. Part I

2008-08-23T11:59:00.000-07:00

This is about the weekend of Aug. 15th thru 17th ( two parts ).

Wow, what a wild weekend! I never dreamed that I'd do shit like I did this past weekend. Friday night I got the urge to just take off and go somewhere. I actually packed a bag, filled my truck up and took off. I drove all the way to Virginia Beach. I know, what the fuck was I thinking. I didn't tell anyone I was going. I left about 7:30 at night, and drove untill I got there about roughly 12hrs later or so. I went right to the beach off Atlantic Ave., at the Hilton Hotel there. I got a room ofcourse and then walked down to the beach. It was awesome, that early in the morning. So peaceful, so quite. I walked down the beach towards the boardwalk pier thing (towards Virginia Beach Blvd.). I stopped at this little tiny cafe and got me a cup of mud. (thats coffee for those who don't know military lingo). I walked down towards the water, posted up in the sand and sipped my coffee. I really couldn't believe that 12 hours ago, I was in Ohio, contimplating on what the fuck I was going to do. Now I'm in Virgina, sitting on the beach, its 8am, and I'm fucking tired! After my coffee, I headed back towards the hotel. I stopped at the giant statue of Poseidon and marveled at it. Got a few photos of it. When I finally got back to my room, I took a quick shower and immediately went to bed. I was out cold with in minutes of my head hitting the pillow. I woke up around 2:30 in the afternoon. I felt great. I actually slept pretty damn good. I flipped the t.v. on as I milled around. I knew that I had one good night of partying to do. I got a shower and ironed my jeans out. I did this naked. Dont ask why I really haven't got the slightest clue. I just did it in the nude. Ha :) After I got dressed I headed out to my truck. It was quite nice outside, lower 80's if even that high. So I decided to walk. I walked down Atlantic Ave. towards the pier again for about a mile or 2, turned right and right again and walked back up Pacific Ave. I stopped in the New York style pizza joint and got me two huge slices of the great NY deepdished styled pizza. And an Iced Tea to compliment it. I know so far this story is going nowhere with sex..... but it does. I just want to fill you all in on my weekend, and how it unraveled. After my late lunch, I made my way back towards the Hotel. I decided to head to the beach for awhile. I didn't bring any swim attire, so I stopped at a surf shop and bought me a pair of trunks, flip flops and a beach towell. I eventually got back to my room, changed and headed down to the beach, as I left the hotel, I noticed that there was a resteraunt at the bar "catch 31". I asked a staff member about it, ie. hows the food...... He told me that saturday nights are the shit there. Definetly a place to find a good crowd of people, ecspecially if your into older women. ((CHING)) He said that the bar fills up and they have a live band play right outside on the patio area. Also you have to be 26 years of age or older to get in, unless your a guest of the hotel and your with someone who is 26 years old, or older. Sounded to good to be true, I thought, what the hell, I won't have to drink and drive in a city that I really have no clue of my way around.
Anyway, I proceeded on down to the beach. I stopped at the outdoor beverage post and got me a lemonade. I posted up midway down to the water and watched the sites as I enjoyed myself. After my first lemonade was guzzeled I headed up to the beverage post to purchase another. While up there I met a girl probably maybe 21. Mel was her name. I wasn't even close on the age, she just turned 19 last weekend according to her. I bought her a tea and myself another lemonade. She accompanied me back to my area of the beach. After talking for awhile we decided to head down to the water, and get in ofcourse. We swam, talked and flirted while in the ocean. The water was sorta cool so I kept my distance in fear of shrinkage. Mel ofcourse didn't see it that way, she was a touchy feely flirty girl. She kept wrapping her legs around my waist, her arms around my neck. She bounced up and down and sorta grinded a little. Ofcourse, its been awhile since I've had a younger lady this close to me. I'm now the experienced one, and hey she was awesome, she's got a killer body. I'd say she's probably one of the hottest girls on the beach today. *back to the action* Mel and I playfully played untill the point when she wrapped herself around me, and moved in slowly, and held herself there. I slowly reached my arms around her and pulled her closer. We were face to face, and we kissed. Mel was a little slopply of a kisser, but yet I got aroused. I knew she could feel my cock pushing against her thigh and crotch area. We kissed and pressed our bodies together for a few minutes. She wispered in my ear... "_______, I want you to fuck me here in the water" I said, "What about our bathing suits?" She said, "I'll hold yours, and you can hold my bottems. This way we won't loose them!" I agreed with her, and we removed our suits. We exchanged bottems. I feared a little that she would let mine go, but if so, I would let hers go.... so I relaxed on the thought. She came close to me again and started to tug on my dick. I put my arms around her and felt her nice ass. This was hawt!!!! I've never done something like this. She hopped up on my waist and I reached around her and positioned my cock on her pussy lips. Wiggling it around on her till I could feel the hole. With the cold water, It was a little hard to get it in, but finally I slipped in. She gasp and said "Oh my God! You feel wonderful inside me." Her little hole was tight on my dick, I bet it felt like a leg was shoved up in her.
We proceeded to fuck this way in the water for awhile. It was slow, and sexy I admit. We tried not to look obvious that we were having sex in the ocean, but Im sure some people knew better. We just held each other and kissed as I slid my meat in and out, slowly. It was an odd feeling, but I had no problem cumming. Neither did she. She got all tight and gripped me extremly tight and told me not really in a whisppery tone, that she was cumming on me! Thats pretty much when my bag was dumped inside her. I pulled out, after I began to loose stiffness. We exchanged bottems, put them on and I held her from behind awhile. We really didn't speak to much, more or less idle chit chat. We hung out there in the water for another 10-15 mins. or so. Mel and I headed back up to the area that I was posted up at. We talked about hanging out that night. (deep down inside, I really wanted to hit up catch 31, and I knew she wouldn't be aloud in, unless she was with me.... and I wasn't going to tell her, but Im going there, and not out with her....I know, Im a dogg! but this dog isn't a local, Im here for fun) I got Mels number and I told her that we could meet up later, that I would get directions and pick her up. We made out for a little bit, not to much P.D.A. (public display of affection). We gathered our stuff and headed back towards the boardwalk/walk way infront of the hotels and such. She wrote her number on a napkin, up at the beverage post for me. We parted ways, I headed back up to my room. By way of Catch 31. I ordered a drink at the outdoor bar there and sucked it down. The hunger bug was working and I needed a shower.
**** fast forward to after my shower and dinner at this awesome german resteraunt******
I don't remember the name of the resteraunt, but it was on the corner of
Independence Blvd. and Virginia Beach Blvd. by Greenbriar Mall

Ok, so after my dinner I knew it was probably a good Idea to freshin' up a bit, you know, brush my fangs check my hair, usual shit. So I made my way back to my hotel. I the way back, I spotted a liquor store. I stopped in and got me a small bottle of captain morgans, and a bottle of wine.... just incase I got lucky, I had bought the wine to sip on with an older woman. Back in my room, I dug out a nicer outfit. Trousers, nice shoes and belt, and even a button down shirt. Not to dressy, but enough to hopefully impress someone out there. I cracked open the captain and made me a drink. I ironed out my trousers and shirt, I don't like wrinkles. Don't get me wrong, there not military stiff ironed.... but casually wearable. After I seemed to have polished off half of my captain bottle, I was dressed and ready to roll out! I got down stairs and headed for catch 31.... I could hear what appeared to be hundreds of people. Low and behold.... I was right. There was tons of people. Good looking people. Everywhere. And I was still inside, out the windows to the big deck area, I could see it had a shit load more people out there. I made my way over towards the bar inside. Ordered me up a shot of Tequilla (with all the trimmings....lemon and salt), and another captain and coke. I downed the Tequilla, and when I did I heard a bunch of hootin' and hollaring on the opposite end of the bar. It was a group of people, mostly women, hollaring at me when I took my shot. They were about to do the same, and they wanted me to do it with them. I ordered another Tequilla and told the bartender, that I'd take it over there by the group of people. I introduced myself after walking up and got aquainted with the people till my shot arrived. Everyone who was taking a shot raised their shot glass, as did I. One of the guys there said "to good times" and one of the other guys said "to good friends"......... this chick blurted out "to good buzz's" and her friend said "to good sex"..... I couldn't resist, I said to everyone as the shot glasses started to clank together.... "to good drunk sex"! Everyone cheered and took there shots. I hung with this group for about a good hour and half, maybe 2 hours. We all made our way outside, and got a table near the bar area out there. I danced with two of the gals there, Emily and I don't recall the other girls name. They were both cute but very very drunk and obnoxious. I did get my dick rubbed by Emily while dancing, but never followed up on it. Because while dancing I noticed a woman standing at the bar, with some other ladies, probably mid 40's. She was absolutely gorgeous. She knew I was glancing at her while being rubbed down. She smiled once and looked away when her friend said something, but I saw her glance back. She must've left when I was trying to get away from Emily the drunk and her obnoxious friend. Altho fun, I now had my sights set on the ultimate prize. I wanted this woman.
I made my way inside the bar, looking around for her. Everywhere I glanced, I couldn't come up with her anywhere. I ordered a captain and coke, paid for it and just as I looked up, I saw her standing by her friends. They were by the exit that heads back into the hotel. I downed my drink and headed that way. I walked out into the hotel area, I just had saw that one of the elevator doors shut. So I headed out to the front entrance. I stepped out side, looked around and thought to myself that I fucked up. I let that one go, and I ditched the drunk obnoxious twins!! I hung my head and walked back in. "Are you leaving already?" I heard from over by the elevators. I looked up and it was the ultimate prize. Standing there in all her glory.

I have run out of time, I got a ton of work to catch up on..... I'll post the rest in a second part.

New Butt

2008-08-11T08:45:00.000-07:00

I started to get a bit bored Friday night, So I called Erin. I must talk to her I thought and get shit straightened out. From the other night. When she answered the phone I could tell she didn't really want to talk at the moment, she told me that we'd talk later, I ask "whats the matter".... Erin whispered back into the phone that she had company... I ask her if it was a guy, and she replied "yes". Awesome! right then and there I knew that them glances and passionate make out sex was just alcohol induced by two grown adults whom love to hang out and occasionally fuck each other. ( Well I'm only assuming at that point, we did talk again and got things cleared up.)

I now was, going to go out on the prowl. Didn't really have a clue on what I wanted to do, so I just got on some relax jeans and printed t-shirt, and some kicks. Headed down to Applebees down the street, figured I'd get some grub and a few mixed drinks before heading out. I posted up at the bar when I arrived at Applebees. Ordered me some food and a Rum & Coke. The bartender on duty was decent looking. Amy was her name, she had darker brown hair and a set of decent jugs. She had a bit of a gut, probably from a child birth, but it made her ass full. We got to chit-chating. Small talk turned into deep conversation, all while I was eating and pounding the Rum & Cokes.... which I might add, as I conversated with her, the drinks got a little stronger. After a while I felt like she was purposely getting me drunk. Hey I didn't mind, I like getting drunk. I love getting drunk than getting in on a little fuck! :) Maybe that's what she wanted. Amy ask if I wanted to join her for a drink and maybe a late night swim or something at her apartment. I was a little hesitant ( I don't' know why ).... but I agreed, besides she wasn't looking half bad, not that she is ugly, just looked a little better after I drank for a while.

We got to her apartment around 12:30am, and I had a bit of a buzz working. Amy downed a couple shots of Jagermeister. Definetly a light weight and bit of a freek-a-leek. She sat next to me on the couch and started to cuddle I looked down and she leaned up and kissed me, full on tongues and everything. I didn't resist And I started kissing her back and groping her tits under her work shirt. I layed her down on floor and started stripping off hers and my clothes. I wasted no time going down on her, it was pretty tasty pussy. She was moaning so loud, and squirming around as I kissed back up her body, and sucking her nipples. I got up to her face again and she kissed me hard and passionately. I really needed that. After the feeling with Erin, the other night. Amy felt down into my underware and started to stroke my hard cock. Amy said "Wow, this is massive! At least 2" bigger than Andy's! And its quite thick!" "whoa wait, who the fuck is andy" I said! "My ex-boyfriend, and my boss at Applebees" Amy spurred off a little naughty.

We stayed on the floor groping and kissing. And I really started to finger fuck her good, I could feel her pussy getting wetter and wetter. She got up and pulled me up off the floor only just seconds after she came. I followed her to the kitchen and she made two shots of jagimeister. We gulped 'em down and off to the bed room. (Hideous shade of purple) I lay down on the bed and she was down on my cock fast. Spitting and strokeing. Sucking and shoving it deep down her throat. Amy kept telling me that she wanted me inside her. So I got up between her legs and stroked her slit with my cock. She was lifting her hips and pushing forward to try and make me enter, but I just teased untill she began to beg me to fuck her. Then with one powerful thrust I was inside her, and I could feel my balls slap against her ass. I fucked her with long slow strokes and then fast short ones alternating the depth and the speed. Amy just layed there, with her legs spread as I plowed her for what seemed like forever, and just not being able to get my nut off. I pulled off her and told her to get on her knees. Amy did so as I grabbed some baby oil from her bath room. I sprayed and dripped it on my dick, and lubed her snatch and butthole up. I got up behind Amy and shoved my dick in her twat. The warmth of the baby oil and the friction of the fucking felt great! I fucked her for a little bit, but knew I wanted to put it in her ass. I shoved my thumb in her ass and played with it a bit before I decided to give it a whirl. To my surprise, she got off on me toying with her pooper. I poured a little more baby oil on my dick and near her ass hole. I slowly eased the head of my cock in her, and Amy squeeled a little bit.

I inched my cock into her ass till my balls rested on her snatch. She groweled with ecstacy towards me. I started to pump her butt with deep thrust. Amy started screaming sexually towards me "can you feel that? can you feel that fucking ass contracting on that fucking cock of yours? do you like that fucking shit? fuck my ass harder? make that ass hurt, make me fucking cum!" Once the dirty "ass" talk started, thats all it took, I felt my nuts get to the point of no return. I pulled out of her ass and gripped my cock. I let out a huge moan at the point of release. My jizz went everywhere. I don't think I've ever came that much. I came so much my body just collapsed on top of hers. After a while, when Amy passed out, I got up and took a shower. I left her a note with my number. Who knows if she'll call. But I had fun.

spent the night with erin....

2008-08-06T10:41:00.001-07:00

last night, i stayed at Erin's pad. she made me dinner, and it was awesome. we watched law and order svu on usa network while we ate in her living room. after dinner we sipped on some drink she likes that has rum and triple sec in it. i almost felt like the coors light commercial "venting" because that's all she seemed to want to do. Erin's my bud, i'd do anything for her, so altho it may sound like im bitching, im really not, maybe im just venting now. after about 2 to 2.5 hours of chit chatting and talking we decide to lay together and talk. we got undressed, kissed a bit and laid in her bed. under the covers, both naked, i held her as if we were like a married couple. im not going to spill to much of our conversation, but it stems back to when the guy she had been dating ask her to marry him. (enough said) our talking led to me tickling her on her thighs. she said that if we weren't the perfect couple that never wanted to be, (a couple) than she could never explain our relationship. but my tickling led to her opening her legs. she turned back when she did and stared at me. i looked into her eyes as i ran my fingers up her thigh, and over her little peachy clam. it was somewhat moist, but the more i worked my finger across her lips i could feel her pussy soften as it started to get that normal warm wet feeling. she positioned her head so i could lean down and kiss her. this actually was a passionate kiss. i removed my hand from her pussy, and grabbed her hips and ass. i pulled erin up on to me, sitting her on my semi erect dick. she started to grind a bit on me as we kept this kissing up. now it seems awkward, the feeling i mean.... but last night it was unbelievable. we did have sex, and the sex was great..... but it almost felt like that was the way it was going to be and nothing else, ever, ever, ever again. i think i could live with and love erin, but maybe it was just a awkward moment. don't get me wrong, i do love erin. i love her as a friend and as a lover..... but honestly i don't know how to take last night. i will definitely talk to her about it.

2nd hook up with the AM.com lady friend

2008-08-05T10:30:00.000-07:00

We chatted earlier in the day, on Sunday (8-3-08) and decided to meet up at the Cincinnatian Hotel again. "She" wanted to get there early and see if we could get in a quicky before she had a dinner date with some co-workers. I had no plans, except to get home by 7pm and watch the PreSeason Football game (hall of fame game). I grabbed my keys and headed down south. She called me while I was in route and told me not to worry about the room, she had already gotten the room. She planned on staying the night there after her dinner date.

As I parked my truck, I gave her a buzz. She told me to meet her at the bar. (I was hoping she'd pay for the drinks too....) We met a few minutes later in the bar, she was wearing a black button down dress, and she looked fucking HOT. She's got the most amazing legs, and her hose and heels just make me thick. Okay, I'll now jump forward to me and her getting a decent buzz off of happy hour mixed drinks, and I took care of the tab. I followed her to the elevator and once we got on, we were on top of eachother. Making out. Grinding. Fondeling. *Ding* It was our floor. We headed down to the room, almost running i'd say, because we both knew we only had about an hour and half to play.
She wanted me to photograph her while she teased me as she undressed..... She told me how she fantasized while playing with herself about me and her, making love, and it was video taped. Ofcourse, I got thick and ready for her only by hearing this, the buzz didn't make it any easier also. She got up onto the bed as I snapped the last few photos. I tossed "her" camera and hopped up onto the bed also. We made out furiously as she stripped me down. She spit on my cock and stroked it with her hand as she helped guide it down into her warm waiting hole. We molded for what seemed like eternity, as I slid in and out, even just leave my self in her as we made out with no real motion, just pure grinding.... After that, we positioned ourselves across the bed and I layed behind her. I took her from the laying on the side position (what ever thats called) . She would wince everyonce in awhile as I slammed away. Her breathing trembled and she started to quiver. I knew she was nearing her climax. I reached across her body with my left hand and started to play with her clit, as I was fucking her. She grabbed both her boobs and started to squeeze her nipples really hard. I was shocked, that looked like it hurt. But she wailed out with pleasure as she hit her peak.

She sat up off of me and said she couldn't take it any more, that she wanted me to cum in her mouth. (she revealed later that her pussy was sore from all the sex). She sat on the edge of the bed and I stood in front of her. She kept my cock in her mouth as she deep throated me. Humming sensations from her kept my root tingling. I pulled out of her mouth and stroked my dick until I shot the biggest load I can ever remember on to her mouth and tongue, and some dripped down her chin and onto her tits. She took her finger and mopped it up and put the warm jizz into her mouth and swallowed it. She told me I could stay, but she was going to shower and head down to her dinner date. I politely said no, that I must head home myself (there was football on, come on).

Strip Club

2008-08-01T10:15:00.000-07:00

my buddy and me went up to dayton, to a local strip club and partied it up man! he's big into dealing and me with my musical talents (maybe someday I'll let you all in on that) well we went to the strip club last night. we met up with a girl friend of his, whom like to party after taking a few xanax bars. im not big on drugs, and i don't use them, but last night was an exception to my rule. i make my rules, so i can break my rules. anyway, i had an amazing evening of free drinks, naked women dancing on me, shoving there phat booties on my dick, and grinding on it.... all for letting them have a few xanax bars. i got a few photos from my camera phone..... couldn't get caught doing that, there was a few big ass bouncers lurking around and camera's are not aloud in strip joints. i got drunk, but i am sad to inform you the reader, that i didn't get laid.....no sex in the champagne room..... i know i go out and fuck random chicks a lot, but i did keep to my word to myself, not to fuck a stripper. sorry for no juicy stuff.... enjoy the pics. and i'll keep you all informed with what ever i get into this weekend..... either if i run into marcy, erin, gina, my new am.com friend or even find a new one, you'll be the first to know. caio.

First AM.com hookup.....

2008-07-31T10:02:00.000-07:00

I am posting my first hookup, from the site AshleyMadison.com. I have been a member of AM for about a month now. I have chatted with approx. a dozen different women near me, and finally hooked up with a married woman, who's husband left for training or school, for a month in Arizona somewhere. I must keep her name secret, so I'll refer to her as "she" "her" whatever..... So we had emailed numerous times and texted eachother more. She sent me a text last night, telling me her hubby would be gone for just under a month, she was hot and bothered and was willing to meet for drinks and see where it would take us. I did my usual quick shower and shave. We decided to meet up at the Cincinnatian Hotel, downtown. I got there early and rented a room. $109.99 for a freakin room with a queen sized bed.... and it wasn't even an upper class room. Anyway, we met at the bar, she looked fabulous. I saw photos of her on the site, and she emailed me a few. She looked way better in person. She wore this little black suit with a skirt, heels and hose. Her light colored purple shirt/blouse or what ever it was matched her eye makeup. She's got silky black hair, thats straight, but it looks good for her. We chatted about ourselves, and I got to know that I wasn't her first hookup on AM. She has her usual guys she hooks up with, but was intrested in seeing what I had to offer. As the drinks flowed, we both got a little more up front..... basically stating that we just need to "fuck" and leave it at that. I told her I had already got a room, in hopes that things would work out, she then picked up the tab! It was near $100 itself, with the tip!

We gathered our shit and headed for my room! Game on! I told her I wanted to do some things.... do things that she's probably not use to..... things like maybe some anal, and photos maybe even a video at some point..... "Video is out of the question....I can do pics, and have tried anal, but I don't know until I see the size of your cock!" she said, not hesitating. I have blurred her face, for her protection, but I have posted a few pictures for you all. She started doing a strip tease, I pulled out my camera. I flashed thru almost 30 pics by the time she started to pleasure herself. Camera went into my bag, and I walked over to her on the bed. She turned herself around on the bed so my bulge in my pants was right infront of her face. I haven't even kissed her passionatly and she's naked on my bed. I just thought, this girl is awesome... to the point and willing to get down. She undid my belt and pants, started to pull them down in the front with her left hand as her right hand pulled out my dick. "Wow, Anal, I don't think thats going to happen tonight..." she said just before she jammed my cock down her throat. I was really enjoying how she sucked me. I almost was getting light headed. She definetly was a pro at taking care of a man and his needs. She pulled me down onto the bed, ripped my pants the rest of the way off.... she then slid in between my legs. She picked my cock back up and stroked it, spit on it, licked the spit off, sucked on my balls as she kept stroking me. She had my dick in one hand and lifted my bag with her other. She told me to lift my legs so she could tongue my ass. I was unsure about this, but I did.... wow it felt good. She kept stroking me as she swirled her tongue around my ass. I felt my legs twitch as the seman was filtering out of my sack into my shaft. She must've known I was about to come she pulled back and swallowed my dick just as I blew. Every drop was sucked down. I had to relax a moment and gain my composure. As I was doing so she removed the rest of her outfit, and moved up to position her snatch right on top of my mouth. She sat down on my face and I felt her warm wet lips touch mine. She pushed her snatch down on my face and rode my head! I just kept my tongue stiff and let her do the work. I did however let my hands explore her ass and thighs as best I could.

After she came on my face, we both went and took a shower together, she soaped my body and dick until I started to get hard again. She rinsed my cock off and it was extremly stiff let me tell you, and as she turned the water off, in that bent over position, I slid in behind her. She lifted her leg up as I put my pole inside her hole. I shoved her against the wall with every stroke.... We got out of the tub/shower after only a few minutes of this and back out onto the bed. She laid on her back and lifted her legs, where she cupped her hands behind her knees. I climbed up onto the bed and started to kiss her. She pulled on my shaft till I let her help slide it in. I stayed over her, staring into her eyes, as I filled her with my meat pushups... :P We were sweating as the intense hump session was going on. My sweat was dripping down on to her breast and near her face.... We got to laughing a bit because of that. I rolled over on to the bed and wiped my face with a pillow, she rolled up on top of me. I put my cock back into her pussy and she slowly rode me, grinding herself down on me. She leaned down and we started to kiss. She put her arms down under mine and gripped up around my shoulders. With doing that it gave her the leverage to slam her ass up and down on my rod. I could feel her hot breath getting faster, with moans starting to come out..... She was slamming hard down onto my cock, and I felt my bag swell..... I told her "I'm about to cum" and she shreaked a sound of joy and relief into one, as she exclaimed that she was cumming! Sweet! She collapsed down onto me and we fell asleep. Sometime in the middle of the night, she woke me up with a blow job. She sucked me till I couldn't hold back and I grabbed her head and held it down on my cock as I shot my last full load down her throat. After which she gathered her stuff and took off. In the morning after I awoke, I realized she left me a note on the bathroom counter. It had a lipstick smoochie kiss on it with her number, plus a "call me" and "I'm glad we met".

I think I'll call her in about my usual standerd....... 6 days!

SOME PICS I HAD STASHED OF GINA....

2008-07-30T12:50:00.000-07:00

JUST FOR YOU'S.... THE READERS..... HERE ARE SOME EXTRA PICS I HAVE OF GINA. ENJOY! I DID.... :p

ex-roommates mom......

2008-07-29T10:11:00.000-07:00

About 3 years ago, was the last time I had a room mate.... we stopped being room mates because he thought I was sleeping with his girlfriend. Unfortunatly, I wish I had been sleeping with his girlfriend, she was adorable. But this story isn't about his girlfriend.... It was about me and his mother. His mom, Regina, I call her gina...., and I have always flirted.... grabbed a little naughty here, rubbed against each other in sexual ways there......We've always seemed to have a thing for each other. Gina is in her early to mid 40's.... Im not too sure about that exactly, but it is of no real need for me to know, and I don't care.

You all know, from reading my blog here, that I am a 100% "ass man", and let me tell you, I LOVE GINA'S BIG ASS! I love squeezing her cheeks.... I love kissing them and licking them. I love the way it smashes around my face when I tongue her two holes! I love the way it jiggles when I hit her from behind, I love the way it shakes when she rides me reverse cowgirl. I love her ass. She's thick, but thick the right way. She gives you the warmth of a mom, and the sexiness of a porn princess. Gina is in my book, a true MILF. She has given me permission to post photos of her ass, and body, but no face photos. These are recent photos. I actually just had another sexual escapade with Gina, and we still hook up from time to time. But Gina is in a highly respectable position in life and job, and if nude photos of her ever surfaced, reveiling this wild side of her, she most likely would be released from her position.

Since this blog is about fucking while intoxicated, I'll tell you about how we first hooked up. This is a 3 year old story, but hey, I've been on a dry streak, with hooking up intoxicated.... and Erins on vacation.

This all happened when me and my roommate (at the time, gina's son) we were still getting along. He had ask me if I'd wait around for his mom, that she was supposed to stop by and drop off some of his laundry that he had left over at her house. He had a date with *said girlfriend I mentioned above. Ofcourse, I had nothing else to do, really I didn't, and I also didn't mind getting to flirt with Gina when I could. I figured she'd drive swing by, honk the horn for him to come out and that would be it..... I fantasized about Gina all day. And It didn't help that It was hot, our AC didn't work, so I was sitting out on our patio, trying to keep cool, ofcourse drinking alcohol. It seemed like eternity and my buzz was getting strong, and still no Gina. I was not happy, I seriously thought that I was getting screwed. Altho I wasn't even getting screwed. I was drinkin my room mates jack daniels, catching a buzz, relaxing. The buzz started to over take my true thinking process. I decided to call Gina, and find out just where in the hell she was at.

"Hello" she said.

"Hey, how are you?"

"Good, who is this" she said.

I told her it was me and that I was sorry for bothering her.... blaa blaa blaa.... That her son asked me to hang out and wait for her to come over with his laundry, because he had to leave and couldn't stay.

"Hunny" ( i love when she calls me that) "Im not going to get out today, I've been laying by the pool and had a few to many margaritas"

"Yeah, I been laying on my patio, No pool tho"

"If you want, you can swing by and get them if you want, and if you do, bring some swim attire so you can cool off." she said to me.

Fuck yeah, I was game. It was hot, she's hot, yeah. I gathered my shit, grabbed my keys and out the door I went. Had my swim trunks, towell and rest of the Jack Daniels in hand, heading for what was going to be one wild day.

I arrived at Ginas house around 230 or so in the afternoon, she was just like she said outside at the pool.... I let myself in and headed towards the back door, she met me at the back door. OMG. She looked fucking sexy as hell in her bikini. I instantly go thick. She took the jack daniels from me and pointed to the back towards the bathroom and instructed me to change, and she would make me a drink. Gina noticed my sudden intrest in her body and how I could no was shape or mind hide that fact. I quickly turned and bolted back to the bathroom. I ripped my shoes off and pulled my shorts and jockey shorts off over my semi erect dick. I looked into the mirror and seen that behind me on the wall was a picture of Gina. I grabbed my dick and started to tug on it. I must've took to long in the bathroom cuz Gina came knocking, starteled I peeked out the door, Gina pushed her way in, I stood there naked with a huge hard on. I had no clue what to say or do. Gina smiled and went down on her knees. She took me in her mouth. She sucked hard, and deep throated me for a whole 30 seconds. I came in her mouth as my knees buckled. I fell back against the wall. I looked down at Gina as she started to stand up.

"I saw you looking at my body, I saw your erection building in your shorts"

"Im sorry, your so....."

Gina put her finger on my lips to hush me.....she kissed me. "Hunny, I've wanted to do that for awhile! Lets go have that drink."

I got the rest of the way into my swim trunks and met Gina out in the back. We talked about how she's noticed me since the first time she's met me. And how she loved flirting with me. I told her how I've fantasized being with her all the time. We decided we would be friends with benifits. She told me she'd been craving having a young hard throbbing cock shoved in her all day. That she only masturbates now, and she's got a lot of sex toys. Gina told me that she, hasn't slept with a man since her divorce. I thought WOW! thats been almost 5 years...... I remember that, it was hard on her. We drank the day away. We swam in the pool, and made out. She let me finger her in the pool, while we kissed. At one point in the day she got up on this raft, and I pulled her bikini bottem off. Her pefect fat ass was aimed high in the air. That round peice of perfection stared me in the face as I drowned my tongue into her pussy. She tasted sweet. She still taste the same way today. Well, I ate her till she couldn't stand it, occasionally I'd lick up around her ass hole. She'd squirm away, and I'd pull her back in. I felt her hot juices over the water that would get splashed by our bodies. She wanted me to take her in the pool. I sat up on the ladder in the deep end, and yanked my trunks down and off. Gina backed up to my rock hard cock. I had to slide into her slowly. As I sat on the ladder I held her hips, and kept pulling her back down onto my cock. I shot a huge load into her, I know I covered her walls with my sticky stuff. She pulled off and slid into the water, she wanted to taste her self mixed with my cum, on my dick. She sucked on me till I fully relaxed.

To this day me and Gina stay in contact. The reason I wanted to talk about this was, I actually got a call from Gina this morning. I missed the call, but when I got her message, it sounded like she was looking to party this weekend. I called her back before I decided to post about this time. Just to bring you up to speed on how me and Gina get along, and why we do! :P If all goes well, by the end of the weekend I should have an update of what happens between me and her and if sex and alcohol was involved.

BEER GOGGLES....the Warning, the Truth!

2008-07-24T07:30:00.000-07:00

This is not my usual post, but I have some friends who read my blog, they wanted me to talk about beer goggles..... I'm sure that some of you think that I'm a little nuts, for having sex with these women while intoxicated. I know that in certain circumstances this is a bad idea. Hence the photo below.... you may think you see some really hot smoking chicks, but in fact if you took off your beer goggles you'd actually see some nasty obese blob............ "gross". Like something straight from the movie "shallow hal". But that only happens, if a.) your already beyond your limit ( and should be in bed ), and you meet said object of desire for the very first time; b.) your standards are not very high; and finally c.) your attracted to sleeping with the stay-puff marshmallow lady. So beer goggles are kind of nice for some people, but that's only if you know how to use them.

I found on the site "how stuff works" a page that describes beer goggles. Its quite intrigueing, but I'll put it into terms we all can understand....... "Beer Goggles are when you’re looking at another human being, and the nucleus accumbens is the area of the brain that decides how attractive that human being’s face is, for instance. Now say if you look at, um, George Clooney or Angelina Jolie, this area of your brain probably experiences increased neural firing. In other words, it’s stimulated. As it turns out, alcohol, all by itself, stimulates the nucleus accumbens. So when you’ve had a few drinks, and you look at a face that normally you may have judged as unattractive when you are sober, your brain, under the influence of alcohol, tells you that this face is in fact somewhat attractive." With that said, alcohol isn't considered a liquid courage when it comes to picking up on a man or woman, deep down inside you know that he/she isn't attractive, and unless you like that..... (not me) you know you can get a piece.... why not go for it?! Who cares right.... pussy's pussy-dick's dick..... WRONG! That's thinking with the wrong head fellas and ladies, that's thinking with the wrong hole! HA. Again people the nucleus accumbens plays an important roll in reward, laughter, fear, addiction & pleasure. Pleasure, when stimulated with alcohol equals poor decisions, so hear me now,
I don't condone you doing what I do.

Erin gives me a call....... she's confused.

2008-07-21T07:43:00.000-07:00

This past Saturday, July 19th, I received an unexpected call from my very sexy, teacher, friend Erin. She told me that she was craving another hot experience and that the guy she was dating just couldn't measure up to what we did last Saturday night. Of course my head swelled on a fantastic ego trip. I mean, this is again, the woman who taught me a lot of stuff... She probably only taught me what she craved. But I'm not complaining, her teaching has brought me plenty of good sexual experiences. Any way I was concerned that I wouldn't be able to top our last hook up... because it was totally spur of the moment... and not planned out like we were doing now! Erin wanted me to come on over to her house, pick her up and she said she would treat to dinner, as long as I drove. I agreed and told her I'd be over in a little bit.

Luckily I remembered how to get to her new pad. It was like deja vu when I pulled into the parking lot. I already had been thinking about our sexual escapades from last weekend on the way to her house, and started getting thick.... almost to the point of having a pure hard on. I knocked on Erin's door. Within Milli-seconds Erin flung the door open and jerked me inside. We made out for few moments hot and heavy and she placed her hand down on my semi erection. Immediately she pulled away and dropped to her knees, undid my pants and pulled my prick out and shoved it in her mouth..... Erin gobbled on my dick until I shot a hot load into her mouth. She actually didn't let a drop go to waste, she sucked me until my knees started to buckle and give. She looked up and smiled, and I could see some of my nut-butter still clinging to her teeth. "I'm going to go rinse and brush my teeth... I'll be ready in a min" Erin said as she threw me a towel from her kitchen counter. Wow, with in 5 min of being in her home, I busted a nut. Maybe she was trying to get a jump on me to see how many times we can make each other cum. Not a problem in my mind, I'd already got a skull job!! Erin and I left her apartment after she collected her things, and headed down to my truck. We got in and she explained to me that the guy she sent home last week ask her last night to marry her. She said she loves him, but she don't know if she wants to get married. She just don't wanna give up what she has... mainly being able to fuck whom ever, when ever she wants. Hell I don't want her to get married either, but I really wouldn't care as long as we could keep our fling going on, and turn it into an affair. I expressed those thoughts and she full heatedly agreed that she would never want to stop this new romance we've started. Hearing this further more swelled my head.... both heads. :P

Erin wanted to go to this new restaurant, I won't say the name because it would reveal the area/where abouts to where I live. We had a reservation for 9pm, but arrived around 815pm or so. Our table was not ready, so we sat at the bar area. This was some classy place. I had on a pair of black Kenneth Cole trousers, blue collared shirt and black shoes and belt, Erin had on a skimpy silver and black fancy dress, with fish net stockings. God those stockings and her heels were screaming fuck me, and I could tell we didn't fit in by our appearance. But with our combined money, we probably make equal too or more than the stuck up egotistical people who were eating their dinners and sipping their wine and spirits. We didn't talk about her proposal any more that night, but I could tell that Erin was pondering on it. My new goal was to not sex her so good that she'd want more. Erin is a fuck buddy per say, but she's still a good friend. My mind was set to help her put the dilemma at hand onto the back burner, at least for the evening. We were called to our table around 9pm. They were on time here, brownie points for the timing..... We collected our drinks and followed this hot little hostess back to our table. She was probably early 20 something, and definitely something I'd check out. During dinner, we chatted about what we've been doing, who we've been dating, who we've been fucking, usual shit, that we could talk about and not feel jealous towards each other. I had an amazing roasted chicken with some sides and a salad..... Erin had some pasta dish with a salad. We drank 3 bottles of wine during this 2 hour trip to I'd say, one of the best restaurants I've ever been in. (Two thumbs up). We both had a bit of the giggles from the wine. I'm not much of a wine guy, but I like the sex when you have a wine buzz. Slap-Happy-Sex the S.H.S., you know what your doing, your enjoying it, and the other person likes what they see. It works both ways. We've already explored each other before, so the fun with that was out the window. Erin insisted she'd pay for our meal and drinks. Only if I stopped at a Liquor Store on the way back to her house and purchased some more of the same wine. I smiled, and replied to her request with, " any thing you say babe ". She looked up at me and said, " oh, babe now huh?! your going to get it later mr." I could see, or I presume at this point that the marriage proposal was not on her mind.... maybe in it, but not what she was thinking about.

On the way to the liquor store Erin said she wanted me to eat her out! She kept going on about how she loved the way I enjoyed her pussy. That she masturbated this past week thinking about me going down on her multiple times last Saturday thru out the night. We arrived at the liquor store and we both went in.... Erin told me to follow her to the back of the store, and right into the women's restroom. She yanked me in and told me to taste her juices. Erin wanted me to eat her pussy right there in the bathroom of the liquor store. I picked her up and sat her on the counter. I kissed her thighs as I pulled her panties down around her ankles, one by one over each of her heels. I put them into my back pocket so they wouldn't be laying somewhere gross. I spread her legs and dug my tongue into her already soaked hole. She was so wet, half of my face got wet from her juice. I lapped at her snatch and drove two fingers deep into it. I finger fucked her as I swirled my tongue across her clitoris. She grabbed my head and shoved it so my tongue would completely be submerged in her wet hole. I jammed my fingers in faster as she yelped out " oh my god! you fucking bastered I'm cumming " I could feel her body shake with an orgasmic flow as she came on my tongue and fingers. We gathered ourselves, and I rinsed my mouth off and wiped it dry with them dingy brown ruff paper towels. Erin exited the restroom first, and made sure it was cool for me to come out. I followed and we went towards the wine shelves. We grabbed two more bottles of the wine we enjoyed at the restaurant. I paid for the wine and we headed back to her house.
We got back to her house, went in and chatted about our past sexual encounters and why she choose me, and why I accepted her offer..... We flew thru one of the two bottles. Erin wanted me to video her and take photos of her. I loved photographing Erin. I had never taped her, but we've set up a camcorder and taped us together. Erin loves posing and she gets kinky when she's drunk. She's kinky all the time, but really kinky. Again I don't post photos that are of intercourse and such, so you'll get the "R" rated photos only. Erin undressed as I snapped photos of her, from her camera, he he, and from mine.... She knew I was doing it tho. She liked to pose like she was masturbating in our picture taking fun, but this time she actually was. Erin squeezed her hands around her ass, as she spreads open her crack, to show me her tight little balloon knot butt hole. I loved her ass, I wanted to dip my tongue down on it, and watch her squirm, but I with held, Erin was in charge now, and I wanted her to be. She instructed me to turn the camcorder on, and follow her thru her little tantrum with her clit. I peered thru the little seeing eye piece as she slowly stripped down. I had a huge hard on that felt like it was ready to rip out of my jeans. She could see how she was teasing me while I video taped her. She had her lube and box-o-goodies out. She lubed her pussy and her phallix dildo. She told me how much she loved using her phallix toy. I bought it for her almost 8 years ago. She beat her pussy up with the dildo, all the while telling me how she liked when I would fuck her in the ass. After hearing her dirty talk and self gratification I couldn't hold back, my dick was standing at attention, throbbing in my underwear. She could see my frustration when I sat down the camcorder. I tore my pants off as I got near the bed. She positioned herself down on the bed so she could take my meat all the way down her throat. I fucked her throat and squeezed her tits. She started to slow down milking my muscle, so I pulled back..... She looked at me with pure lust.... she told me to fuck her in the ass, while she used her dildo in her pussy still. She rolled over onto her knees. So I grabbed her lube and squirted some on my hand, as I was tonguing her butt hole. I stroked my cock with my lubed up hand. "FUCK MY ASS" she screamed.... I slid my lubed cock into her tight ass slowly but forcefully. I could feel her ass contracting on my dick as I filled her poop shoot with my meat. I held onto her hips as I plowed her hard, pushing inside as far as I could with each pump. Erin hummed with pleasure as I took her from behind, while she worked her Phallix dildo in her swollen pussy. I could smell our sex, the ecstasy was grand. Erin started her climax, just as I felt my bag tingle, we came together. I could feel her warm wet cum dripping out of her pussy, as I was unleashing my cum deep down inside her ass. We collapsed down onto the bed. We kissed and held each other until we fell asleep. It almost felt like it was meant to be this way.

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straight from that night, a few photos that Erin has let me share with you all, and she loves the blog.

"OLD" Friends.....

2008-07-17T16:41:00.000-07:00

If I haven't keyed you all in yet, I am a 28 year old guy. My new fuck buddy is a 57 year old lady. That is 29 years difference. But she is great. She's got a set of huge tits, and very good booty. She has grey hair, thats cut short, and did I mention her big boobs. My long time friend, Marcy, drinks every Wednesday night. Sometimes when she is in a really good mood she lets me join her, and suck down her beer. However up untill this past Wednesday, we've never done anything sexual.

Wednesday Marcy called me up, said she was bored and wanted me to come over and share some adult beverages with her. I went to meet Marcy, I liked drinking with her. When I arrived, we went back to the back room and downed some rum shots. It just felt weird this time. It felt like Marcy was trying to get me fucked up. It was working after being there about an hour, and drinking half the bottle of captain morgans, she told me she wanted to show me something..... She went into her bedroom, I didn't follow her, I figured she'd bring out what she had to show me. She did. She appeared in front of me naked, I was totally shocked! I looked at her in awe. She looked great naked. I loved how her breasts were hanging downwards. I began to feel a hard on. To hide it to her I turned around and told her that I will be waiting for her out back. I had nearly reached the door when she said "Wait, look at me." So I half-turned and I fixed my eyes on her breasts. She wasn’t moving, just watching me, smiling something evil, as she sat down and asked me "Why are you just staring at me? Don't you like what you see?" I was shocked but turned on hearing this; she chuckled and started to drink rum from her usual glass. "Please, sit down..." I had trouble sitting because I had a tremendous hard on, and my underwear was making it feel pain with every strain.

I saw a lusty smile on her face. I was confused. After all, she was my drinking buddy for ages. Since before I turned 21. I knew she liked younger guys, and I knew she could see my bulge down there. She was going to seduce me. So I stood before her and pulled her up to me. I understood that I had to play it out with her. She moved in to kiss me. I put my tongue into her mouth, and began to explore her mouth. Our tongues met and caressed each other. I kissed her cheeks and then continued onto her neck. I knew she was getting aroused. She was leaking my tongue like a wild porn star! I took her breast to my mouth and started to knead and suck her breasts until I realized that she was well excited.

We moved to the bedroom and I slowly pushed her back on the bed and kissed her belly. Then I began to kiss the inside of Marcy's thighs, the softest place of a woman’s skin. I looked at her completely shaved vagina, put my mouth onto it and licked it. I put my fingers inside her and began to finger fuck her. She came soon. And my fingers were glistening with her fluids. I started to play with her ass. I played with her spinchter till Marcys begged me to fuck her. I put her on all fours, spread her legs wide and began to lick her from behind. I explored her asshole with my tongue. With all this foreplay she was extremely excited, I turned her over again and she lay on her back. I could see that she was ready for penetration. So, I kissed her vagina one more time, and spread her legs wide. I positioned myself so that my penis was right in front of her cunt. She arched her back when I just touched the outer lips of her vagina with tip of my dick! She raised her lips to swallow my penis inside her. I guided myself inside her carefully. She was tight. I could only imagine she was tight, because she's never had a big dick shoved in her, or its been a really long time since a dicks been in her. I mounted on top of her and began to kiss her. I wanted to give her the maximum pleasure.

She was moaning and wrapped her legs around me. She put her arms around me on my back and I began thrusting my wang deep in her wet cunt! Marcy told me to fuck her as hard as possible so I did! I fucked her for a few more minutes this way, I told Marcy to get up on top of me, and ride me! She rode me reverse cow girl. Her big fat ass, was blasting away with every bounce. I reached up around her grabbed her big saggy tits and pulled her back down toward me. We rolled on our side and up to all fours she went. I stood behind her just off the bed. I grabbed her bottle of K.Y. jelly and lubed her ass, and my dick, graceously. I eased my throbbing cock into her extremely tight asshole. A few moments later, we were slamming our bodies togeather. She was screaming at the top of her lungs. I could feel my balls starting to tingle, I pulled my cock out of her ass and I squeezed it as hard as I could, Marcy wiggled around to face my dick, and I just barely held on, when I finally pushed out a big load on to her massive tits.

When I eventually got back home, I couldn’t stop thinking of what had happened. Marcy and me......

Chances are.....

2008-07-13T10:39:00.001-07:00

Saturday, June 12th - Chances.... You question the what if's of the world.... mostly to you yourself, but you question them. Quite a few years ago, I met a lady, whom actually got me into the world of alternative sexual habits.... She opened the gates on a young man who just thought of sex... as well, SEX. She and I would fuck all day, fuck all night... no holds barred sex. She was my first anal sex, my first time sleeping with a much older woman, even apart of my first 3some (ffm) and foursome (fffm). She opened my eyes in a good and bad way. She taught me how to please a woman. How to respect a females desires. She basically molded me. I haven't seen Erin in almost 8 years.

Saturday night, I saw her at the local Hooters restaurant. She was with an older gentleman, probably her age. But I didn't want to bother her, could be a spouse by now, it has been 8 years... a date, her brother who knows...... I hung with my buds but kept an eye on her. And you know what? She kept an eye on me. After about the second pitcher of beer, I noticed she went outside to smoke. I slowly followed, hoping the guy she was with didn't go outside. After I got outside, she immediately ask... "Whats going on Stud, I see your looking good, probably got the women crawling on you?!" "not really" i responded, "your with someone else right now" She gave me a dirty but hot look! Fuck man, I'd love to jump her bones. "I can ditch my friend, can you ditch yours?" she ask. I said, "sure, we all drove separate"
To much to write here, so I'm going to cut to the quick, cuz thats what you want to read isn't it?!

I pulled into Erin's parking lot, after following her to her new place. It looked nice, the building was built just last year, so if she wasn't the original occupant in her place, she still had a new spot to dwell and lay her head at night. There wasn't much talk between us.... we had chemistry already there, and we knew what the other wanted. I couldn't wait to give to her what I use to... plus the experience I've earned and learned. Immediately we were on each other. Kissing, groping, pulling, squeezing, rubbing, licking and exploring! It was deja' vu, but a newness to it.Like the reunion of to high school sweethearts during college break, altho she is 12 years older than I. Now the fun begins......

She turned on some music to set the mood. I approached her and she relaxed to my presence. We embraced and began a hot, sweet soul kiss. I held her body close to mine, enjoying her firm breasts pushing into my chest. I know she could feel my growing member against her leg, and I fondled her ass, pulling her closer just to make sure. Her delightful feminine noises greeted my ears, and her scent was heavenly. I nuzzled her neck and kissed my way to her ear where I began to nibble on her lobe. We moved into the bedroom, and fell onto the bed. She had my shirt open and was running her hands over my chest. Her head bent over, and she began to lick and suck my nipples. I began to remover her dress and her breathing began to change, and she huskily encouraged me to continue. I pushed both nipples together and pulled into my mouth at the same time. Sucking and licking her like this, and her body shook with an orgasmic pulse. Yes, I thought, I'm up one on her.

After lying there a moment and Erin abruptly sat up and wriggled the rest of the way out of her dress. Her panties were wet, and I could plainly see her ginger pubic hair through them.
She undressed me, and began to fondle my straining cock. She meant business- an initial strafing run of incisors down my shaft gave way to her taking a nut into her mouth. She's got me now, 1 to 1 I thought. I reached over and began to rub her hot and horny crotch through her panties. She jumped in surprise and pleasure. I pushed Erin's panties aside and ran a finger along her crack. She trembled and attacked my penis with renewed vigor. I thought Erin might enjoy an eager tongue on her clit while her throat was being splashed with jism, so I moved over and began to tongue her pussy. Her body began tensing about the same time I began to feel a tightness in my balls. I gently bit her cunt lips to the sounds of her excitement, then took her swollen clit into my mouth and sucked hard. She began thrashing and I held on for dear life, then began my own release. I exploded into her mouth, exciting us further. For better than a minute our mutual spasms went on. Just for a mere second, we were on cloud 9. Score Erin - 2, Me - 2.Minutes later Erin's legs were spread wide open, to the bed. I blindfolded her before turning up the music a little for some background noise. My mind was racing. What could I do to her that hadn't been done? I saw her vibrator, grabbed it, and began to run it along her body. I laid the device against her crotch. Then I calmly slipped the vibrator into her hole, ever so slowly. She was humping hard against it, begging for release. I bent over and began to lick and suck her pussy lips. She went absolutely ballistic. Her spasms were stronger than anyone else's that I'd ever seen. I removed the vibrator and replaced it with my cock (that took some doing given her thrashing about.) Her pussy gripped my cock like a vise with each spasm. I didn't think she was ever going to stop coming. I loved it tho..... Erin - 2, Me -3.It didn't take long, and it was all knotted up at 3 a piece. While watching her twitch thru the orgasm, I stared at Erin's skin as it glistened of sweat, her ecstasy was so demanding of her body. She had her ass cheeks jiggling on my cock. I exploded in her, splashing her insides with cum. Finally, her spasms subsided. Both of us came 3 times....."I'm on fire" she said. We both giggled. Erin went and got a warm wash cloth, she wiped me down. Then she handed me the cloth and I washed her private parts off, and I hopped back into bed with her. The night was still young. But we were content.... :P p.s. the pics of Erin, were from our previous escapades, they're over 8 years old.

Red Head Anal Sex!

2008-07-11T07:47:00.000-07:00

Thursday, July 10th........ Ladies Nite @ the local watering hole I attend. I was sitting outside with a few co-workers suckin suds.... playin' cornhole.... (for those who don't know what the game of cornhole is.... click here) It was about 10:30, if I recall correctly when I noticed a group of middle aged women come out side to the outdoor area of the bar. 4 Ladies, a brunette, two blonde's and a red head! The red head caught my attention because of her beautiful smile. She had a great smile, and her face complimented it fully! I really didn't know how to approach her, being with my friends and all, but I felt the need to talk to her. I had been drinking for some time and new in the back of my head, that 1. i don't know how long she'd been there, 2. how much she'd had to drink, and 3. if she was available to party. I told my buddies from work, that i'd be back...... I decided to take a detour to the rest room, by way of passing her, and hopefully making eye contact with her. The walk by worked. I made the o-so-important first glance with a smile. She smiled back with her beautiful smile. I cheesed as I b-lined to the toilet. After doing my manly deed and washing my hands, I proceeded to head to the outdoor bar. I walked passed her, but did not look down at her. I went straight to the bar, and posted up on a stool. I spun far enough to look back in her direction, and she was already gone!!!!! WTF! I looked up towards the exit and seen two of the women that were with her, and they were heading towards the parking lot. ??? HMMM!!!????

"Is this seat takin?" I spun around to hear this voice..... It was the Red Head! I said to her... "I thought you left, I seen your girl friends taking off" "I'm a big girl hun, I can stay out later than they can, besides I'm not married!" She said to me. We introduced ourselves, and I bought a few rounds, she bought a few rounds, we talked, we laughed we proceeded to do body shots. Me and Cathryn decided to close down the bar! We did. She wanted to leave her car there. Most likely wanting to stay the night at my house, but her house was so much closer. I drove her home, which I shouldn't have, because I was pretty drunk.... Any way, of course Cathryn invited me in.... she said to me, "You can sleep on the sofa, or in one of the guest rooms....." I really thought she'd invite me to her room..... I followed her up stairs and she showed me the restroom, and where i'd sleep. I took off my shoes, and pulled my shirt off..... as I finsihed removing my shirt I heard her calling to me from the other room. I took off to find her, I looked in her room, she wasn't there. I went over to the other guest room across the hall from mine, and there on the bed Cathryn was lying holding a remote to a camcorder that was over on a tripod. She was wearing only red lingerie, black panties and some black and red high heels. HOT! The room was painted this dark red color, and it made her hair and lipstick stand out! Her pale smooth skin had the appearance of silk under the dimly lit room. The freckles that covered this natural red heads skin were everywhere, and that's when I knew that I had to make sure the hair down under was tinted red!!! Cathryn ask me if it was okay if she could tape our sexual adventure. Why would I care, I love making home-made porn. I told her only if I get a copy. She smiled, agreed, and it was on.

I went over to Cathryn and started to kiss her neck. I nibbled on her ear and kissed it to. Using my tongue, and a little breath play. She trembled as little goose bumps rose up on her skin. She turned around with her back to me, and took my hands to her breast. I could feel the soft skin of her tits, mashing in my hands with each squeeze. She pushed her tight ass up against my jeans, to the point where she could feel my bulge, struggling to get out. We grinded at the hips as I kept kissing her on the back of the neck. Until I helped her take off the lingerie top piece. Looking at Cathryn's body from behind with only her panties on, made me think of all kinds of dirty thoughts. So pure, so natural.... beautiful. We fell to the bed and I came off Cathryn enough to pull her panties to the side. I told her to get on all fours. With her panties to the side exposing her pouty pussy lips, I kissed them, like I meant it. I sucked on her skin, and licked the inside of her hole. I inserted two fingers, and fucked her with my hand while sucking on her snatch. Her arms gave out as I licked up around her brown eye. She squirmed away and told me that she wanted me in her ass. I got no problem with that. She pulled her panties off the rest of the way, as she started bobbing on my meat. She liked to look up at me as I stood there just off the bed. She got down on the floor and played with my nuts as she sucked. She'd pull my dick out of her mouth and stroke it, spit on it, and put it back in her mouth. A few times she'd say "I love your dick" - "Your dick is so thick, and big"..... that kinda talk makes a man wanna blow his wad.

Cathryn positioned herself on the bed with her white ass swaying back-n-forth..... pussy wetter than before..... I climbed up behind her and slowly inserted it into her pussy. Teasing. I'd pull out after a few slow strokes and rub my now pussy juice soaked dick up along the crack of her ass. Smack the head of it on her butt hole. Slide it back down and ram it in her pussy. She waited patiently as I fucked her pussy. Moaning for me to fuck her in the butt, and I told her I would. I pulled out of her snatch and told her to suck her juices off my dick. After a bout with her tonsils, I told her it was time. "If you want me to fuck you in the ass, you need to pull them ass cheeks apart." I grabbed my dick, and slid in behind her on the bed like before. She pulled her cheeks apart and I eased my cock in her tight little hole. Slowly I began to pick up speed. The more I humped on her butt, she and I would fall further to the bed. Pretty soon she was laying completely on her belly. With her ass lifted into the air. I grabbed her arms by her wrist, and used them as leverage as I pounded her ass. Thrusting with authority, I fucked her harder and harder, as she was screaming to fuck her, harder and harder. As my climax came near, I pulled out of her hole and gripped my dick with my hand, squeezing the life out of it, she spun around and slid down some, to where my dick was right in her face. I released my load. I shot my hot jizz on her chest, neck and face. Cathryn grabbed my dick and jerked it off into her mouth, than slammed her face down over it to deep throat it. I came a second time. Yes! that fast. Wow. I know I say it louder "lol".

Cathryn and me had sex a few more times that night before we fell asleep. Taking turns pleasing each other. She really amazed me, and I think mutually we'd be good friends with benefits. We'll see what happens..........

hangover - drink - fuck

2008-07-09T11:36:00.000-07:00

Some days you wake up after drinking so much and you hate life.... Nausea, Headaches and Fatigue. You never wanna drink again. You say.... "I'm not going to drink" ..... untill that night! or in this case..... when you wake up!! :P

Saturday, July 5th 2008...... I had a horrible headache, from the party on the 4th! And I knew the only way to get rid of the hang over was to start drinking immidiately. Besides I had to go to a concert that night. Going to a live concert, single, and being a little buzzed.... your bound to have a good time. Well, I realized that I didn't have any adult beverages available at my house. So I took a quick shower, and headed to the local grocery store. Being it already past noon, on a Saturday, I may run into a crowd at the store. Ofcourse I did, I got my brew and headed for the cash register. While standing in line... I struck up a conversation with a lady I was in grade school with, Ashley, whom just happened to be buying beer for herself. The conversation led me to asking her what she was getting into that particular afternoon, hence I had the concert to go to..... She just was going to her apartment, making up a little cooler and going to sun bathe. Ashley was kind enough to invite me over for a few drinks. I obliged. I followed her to her apartment. We went up, I made the cooler up while she went and changed into her swim attire.

Miss Ashley, must of had a complex about her body, she was covered up at the store and now she's got an oversized t-shirt on over what I hoped was a bikini. She seemed a little shy I could tell from the get go. I grabbed the cooler and she grabbed a few towels and koozie's. We got down to the pool and there was a family with about 6 kids running around, and an older couple laying out. Ashley picked a spot out in the opposite corner from the other pool attendee's. We posted up with some chairs and cracked open our beers. We chatted about dumb stuff all day, as the beer flowed thru us both..... I myself must have took a leak 3 times..... her - a dozen times. She must've had some liquid courage working as the other guest at the pool packed up to leave. She ask me if i'd like to get in the pool with her before we needed to go and reload the cooler. I had no problem with this, I could tell she was getting frisky, because I was.....

Ashley, took her oversized t-shirt off finally, WOW. She had milky white skin, with decent jugs. Nice flat stomach and great hips. I ripped my wife beater off and dove in. She jumped in, and swam all the way up to me under water. She came up out of the water and flipped her long dark hair back. The pool water dropped off her nice chest, and she knew I was stairing at her breast. "Do you like what you see" she uttered as she walked over to me. "yeah". We started kissing like two horney adults who were buzzed. Wait, we are two horney adults that are buzzed! Ashley slipped her hands down into my shorts, and started playing with my bag, tugging and massageing. This continued for about 10 min, untill we were interupted by a few teenagers. We slipped apart, with the eye contact and smile that meant its time to go up to her apartment. I couldn't get out of the pool right away, having a hard on. I waited till it was just chubbed.

We got inside her apartment and went right at each other. It was a no holds barred foreplay session. I played with her pussy with my fingers until she came on my hand. I tasted her juices, and they were quite pleasent. I told her to get on her knees. Ashley said "why do you want me to suck your dick". No shit, I smacked her open mouth, tongue, cheecks and face in general with my cock! Her cheecks were rose red, from my mushroom stamps. She said "fuck my face" Instead I fucked her tits. Her nice big boobs got nice and abused. She had some baby oil nexted to her bed, it was used to lube up. I fucked her tits untill I squirted in and on her mouth. Ashley got up and said "i'll be back" she must've wiped her face off, she came back with a warm cloth and wiped my dick off. She said, "lets have a drink, and then you can fuck me.... " I decided to skip the drink, and fuck her cocky ass. I was gonna give her it rough, she seemed to want it that way..... I told her that when im ready, i'll blast that ass..... I went and took me a shower....gave her my number, and left. I did not want to leave, but I had some friends to meet, and roll down to the 311 concert! Besides, I've already got my buzz back. :)

Welcome Readers!!!

2008-07-08T12:42:00.000-07:00

This is the first official post for my blog..... I'm drunk, your drunk, lets have sex!!

Thanks for joining me in a journey, where I will speak of my sexual experiences while intoxicated. This journey has started, so I will start off with what happen this past week, during the day on the 3rd of July. Hopefully I can write and share with all of you my experiences for a long, long time. Feel free to comment, I enjoy it. Feel free to share with me, I of course enjoy that too.

Thursday July 3rd, 2008..... The day started off slow, I took the day off of work so I could relax before I would set out on my quest of self destruction and hope to get laid. I got up around 11:00 am, immediately got into the shower and headed off to the gym. I never realized, (now at the gym) how many middle aged women, are at the gym around noon. While im out feeding my face, dreading returning to work, there is an aray of beautiful women out using there lunch time etc. to keep in shape. I posted up at the leg press, and positioned myself down in the seat. I realized I didn't stretch very well, but thought oh well, its light weight, i'll just take it slow. So I extended the press, placed my toes on the edge as to push it only with my toes ( to work on my calves). Going thru my first set of reps I noticed this woman riding a stationary bike about 15 feet from me. She's got a gorgeous body. Great Curves. I love curves! She seemed to have been staring at me. Altho, the t.v. was just above the machine I was on. Oh well, maybe its just me day dreaming again. On with my workout.........

On my way out of the gym, I noticed the woman was behind me. I took my time as she passed me on the way to her vehicle. I looked at her from behind. She had to be in her mid to late 40's I'd say.... She had a nice wiggle to her hips as she struted to her SUV. It was parked right in front of mine. I was checking her out as she, go figure, droped something out of her purse as she got her keys out. I said to her "hey lady, excuse me.... you dropped something". "Thank you" was her response, I walked over and picked it up, it was a blank peice of paper? I handed her back the paper, and just as I was going to walk away, she said to me "You noticed me looking at you earlier! Didn't you?" Fuck yeah I did, I can't believe she said that to me....."yes ma'am" I tried to say without giving away my excitement. She knew what she was doing, and I was eating it up. I tried being sauve but she took charge in the seduction of a man whom is half her age. Usually Its me doing the pickup routine, but this time, it was all her. We chit-chatted for about 15 min or so. I learned her name ( Debra E. ) and that she was married, but left her husband of 13years to explore what she calls "missed oppertunitys". (( ching )) She tells me, that she's going to visit her children over the holiday weekend, but she was free afterwards, if i'd like to meet up. Sure I thought, but I blurted out..... "what about tonight?" I could tell she was acting like she was pondering on the idea, but she said Ok, and took that blank peice of paper out of her purse again, and wrote her address on it, along with her number. "google it! and call if your lost.... I'll expect you around 9."

Skip to her house -> Its about 915 when I pulled up. I was slightly nervous, I mean its not everyday that a beautiful woman with a gorgeous body and a pretty good sized house ask me over, to do who knows.... but I got my ideas. I was let into the home, and ask if I'd like something to drink! You know it! She asked if I like the hard stuff, or if I preferred a beer. It don't matter, its free! I told her to just make me what she was having. She made some strong gin and tonics. I'm not much of a gin man, I like tequila and stuff to shoot down fast, body shot stuff, club drinks..... Anyway we sat in front of a nice t.v. and watched a movie on a.m.c., some like it hot with Marilyn Monroe. Debra, kept touching me with her hand on my leg, as we chatted some more. The booze was kicking in on me, and I'd say I'm a pretty good drinker, so I was assured she was feeling a little tipsy. I was right, we decided to go out on her deck and burn one.... I usually don't, but hey, like I said earlier, its free. After our little smoke out, Debra said "lets go inside, refill these glasses and I'll show you around my house" Man, If she really wanted to show me around, she already would have. But I nodded in agreement and followed her in. That's when I noticed..... Deb had the sexiest set of legs and ass. I mean I saw them earlier, but covered up, a lot of body parts look better then they do with less coverage. She had on a short dress, it wasn't slutty, but it hugged her hips and thighs. It was tight around the back side of her ass. I followed this site thru out her house. From one room to the next, getting slightly aroused, knowing that I'm probably going to be knee deep in that later. She took me by my hand, after I made it to the top of the steps. And showed me the guest rooms and storage areas. She then said, I'm going to get out of the dress and into some sweatpants or something, I'm not to sure.... but I told her that was okay..... she said "come with me".

I followed Deb into her bedroom she told me to sit on the bed. I did. She slipped off her heels. And walked over to me, I then decided to chug my drink, gin burns going down when you drink to fast. She ask me to unzip her dress. I did. Only now I had a huge erection bulging in my jeans. And she knew it. As I was unzipping her dress at the top, I sorta pulled her in close to me. Her creamy ass cheeks pressed solidly against my cock. I let her go, she pulled away and turned to look at me. "take off your shoes" I did. "now come here" I went over to Deb, as she stood there with just a high cut pair of panties and no bra! Her breast were hand fulls, I'd say a good "B" cup, just perfect. I grabbed her by the back of her head and kissed her with a deep fulfilling passion. She took her hands down to my buckle and zipper, and undid them with authority. I leaned forward over her and grabbed her ass as she bent down while removing my jeans and boxer-briefs in one swift move. She was in control as she pushed me back onto her bed. I melted into the soft bed as she straddled me. We kissed and sucked and teased for what seamed like all night, but it wasn't. She told me she wanted me in her mouth. She took my cock that was swollen from the foreplay kissing and licked the shaft. Up and down, occasionally sucking on my balls. She stuck the head of my member in her mouth and went straight down, I could feel the head of my dick getting sucked down into her throat. She hummed and up came her head. Than down again. She continued this for awhile. I was able to scoot her body up far enough for me to play with her clit. It was already moist. I fingered her for a while but told her I wanted her to ride my face, as she sucked on my cock. Deb had no problem with that, in just seconds after I told her, she positioned her sweet smelling pussy over my mouth. I could smell her juices. It only made me more ready to blow. I sunk my face, tongue and all into her pussy. Trying to devour it like I'd never get it again. I could feel her ass cheeks and thighs twitch as she slammed her face down on my cock. I could feel her moans on my dick as she kept it in her mouth. I reached up and shoved my finger in her pussy. I got it nice and wet, and started to tease her butt hole. As soon as I slightly shoved a finger in her hole, she tensed up, muscle shook and she squirted all on my face, she had the sweetest cum juice. This just made me blow my gasket and I erupted into her mouth, she never stopped, my legs tightend and my pelvis thrusted my meat, back into her mouth. Almost to gag her, but she swallowed all of me..........

After a bubble bath together, and another shared drink, I told her that I must go. But When she gets home from visiting her family, to give me a call, and we'll see where the 12 pack will lead us.